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The Next Day
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I’d just turned off the dish washer and put the breakfast dishes away, it was 10am and there was a knock at the door, post, must be a parcel, opened the front door.
“Good morning, I’ll just show you my I.D. before I cross your threshold”
“hhhhhiiii Come in” I had my dazed look going on.
“I’ve come to view your fire risk assessment, is there some where we can sit”.
I showed him into the sitting room the one with the fire door wedged open. O dear. I could have mentioned at this point, so where were you yesterday then, but something told me not to.
“Right, can I see your fire risk assessment”
I thought, now be honest, he is asking you for something I think I haven’t got, quick.
“When you say fire risk assessment do you mean I have an assessment to give you”
“Yes”
“O, I though you where going to do an assessment and I had to carry out any adjustments that may be necessary and maintain it”
“So you haven’t got one”
“No”
I could see that the Fire Inspector was no clip board and he went on to explain that when the Fire Certificates were in use the fire officer came round every year to check the premises, (as I knew) but if anything went wrong in a building say a fire, it was said more often than not by who ever was in charge of the building that, the fire officer past it.
See what happened yesterday in the next post?