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The Old Fire Officer
July 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment
Someone’s not done their home work
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Calm had been restored; the clip board went on and on and things were looking worse and worse for Tony, while the peeked hat was saying nothing.
We came back down to the ground floor hall way, I had said nothing since the car remark.
“Right!, how do we get into the other side of the building”.
”What other side”.
“It must be on the other side of that”
“The other side of that wall is next door”
He looked a little bemused, the building had just become half the size he thought it was.
”O right, well, don’t take any more guests to day and as I said put something over your sign”
”Can I just say that as far as I was aware we are trading within the guidelines set out under the fire certificate regulations, that is, you can trade with out a fire certificate if you have no more than six sleeping spaces above the first floor, which is what we are doing”.
Clip board looked at me, looked at the peeked hat, looked back at me, they both new it was right.
The clip board had looked at the building from the outside, made is assumptions and the peeked cap just let him get on with it.
“We’ll look into that sir and be back tomorrow” said clip board.
The peeked hat came back the next day and started to apologise, I stopped him in mid flow and said.
”Where’s your colleague he’s the one I’d like to apologise”
I never saw them again, I wonder if he passed.
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